what if you woke up tomorrow and discovered you had turned into your tumblr icon
Natalie Dormer in The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Trailer [x]
Guys be like “don’t wear leggings if you don’t got no ass” and I see you bitches walking around in muscle shirts without any muscles so pipe the fuck down
"you wear that shirt a lot" yes because i own it
- Person: Scale of 1-10 how dramatic are you?
- Me: Phantom of the Opera overture
i get really emotional when i think about benedict cumberbatch’s thighs
Do as you’re told.
My goal is to be that rich single aunt that flies everywhere and wears designer clothing and brings expensive gifts to her less successful family members
“could be gayer” — a review (via hauntter)
I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.
*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater
How’s my great-great-great-granddaughter?
She’s doin’ fine
My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow